WHAT YOU WEAR TO THE CONJURING:
▸ 95% COTTON / 5% ELASHTAN — Moves like a ritual dancer, breathes like a crypt keeper
▸ HEM CRAG COLLAR — Priest meets punk. Button it up for the verse, undo it for the chorus.
▸ CUFFED LONG SLEEVES — Band prints running down both arms like liturgical tattoos
▸ FRONT-BLOWN GRAPHIC — The Ghost aesthetic burned into the fabric by German engineers who take their darkness SERIOUSLY
▸ REMOVABLE PIN / BROOCH INCLUDED — Wear it on the dress. Wear it on your battle jacket. Wear it through the gates of Hell.
▸ KEYHOLE BACK DETAIL — A slash of skin. A glimpse of spine. The back of the church.
▸ OFFICIALLY LICENSED — Every ghoul gets their due. Papa approves.
▸ DOOM GENRE CODING — This isn’t pop merch. This is slow, heavy, beautiful despair you can CLICK “ADD TO CART” on.
⚠️ THE CATCH (THERE IS ALWAYS A CATCH) ⚠️
SIZE INFORMATION IS IN THE LAST PICTURE.
We are not joking. Scroll to the final image. Measure your vessel. Do not guess. Do not assume.
TESTIMONIALS FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ATLANTIC:
“I wore this to the Frankfurt ritual and Papa pointed at me. COINCIDENCE? Probably. BUT WHAT IF NOT?” — Klara, Berlin
“The pin alone is worth the price. I put it on my work lanyard. My boss asked if I was in a cult. I said YES.” — Sanne, Amsterdam
Unplugged Merch is an independent retailer. We are not the band. We are not their management. We are not Papa Emeritus in a wig running a side hustle (probably). We do not speak for the Nameless Ghouls. We cannot get you backstage. We cannot tell you why Impera had that sax solo. We are just merchants. Loud, bearded, slightly possessed merchants.
BUT THESE DRESSES ARE 100% OFFICIALLY LICENSED.
OFFICIALLY LICENSED. EUROPEAN IMPORT. ZERO AFFILIATION. MAXIMUM LEGITIMACY.
Now stop reading disclaimers and go buy the damn dress.





















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